Funny Car Sticker – “RIZZLESS BUT STILL HONKING!”

Product Description:

🚗📣 For drivers who lack charm, finesse, and romantic prospects—but compensate with volume and delusion:
“RIZZLESS BUT STILL HONKING!”

This gloriously tragic vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a confused glance and a pity chuckle. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on noise, not game

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of logic that makes pedestrians flinch and crushes evaporate. 🫣🚦