Funny Car Sticker – “PETFLUENCER ON BOARD. HUMAN IS JUST STAFF”

Product Description:

🚗🐾 For drivers who chauffeur royalty, manage snack schedules, and live under the rule of a four-legged influencer:
“PETFLUENCER ON BOARD. HUMAN IS JUST STAFF.”

This gloriously accurate vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a bark of authority and a meow of disdain. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on leash-holding servitude

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of pet ownership that involves unpaid labour and daily content creation. 🫣🚦