Funny Car Sticker – “MY DOG HAS MORE RIZZ THAN YOUR DAD”

Product Description:

🚗🐶 For drivers whose pets pull more attention than their neighbours’ entire family tree:
“MY DOG HAS MORE RIZZ THAN YOUR DAD.”

This absurdly confident vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a bark of swagger and a growl of disrespect. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on canine charisma

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of logic that makes dads defensive and dogs smug. 🫣🚦