UK-made cut vinyl · Transfer tape included · Free Tracked 24 over £10
Product Description:
🚗💩 For drivers who live life in the fast lane—and occasionally the last-minute lane: “I SPEED BECAUSE I NEED A POO.”
This brutally honest vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a laugh and a sympathetic nod. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.
🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and bowel-related emergencies
⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.
Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of urgency that turns roundabouts into racetracks. 🏁🚦
Practical help choosing, fitting and looking after precision-cut vinyl car stickers — written to answer the questions that come up before and after you order.
