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Funny Car Sticker – “I’M NOT PARKED, I’M PAUSED”

Funny Car Sticker – “I’M NOT PARKED, I’M PAUSED”

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🚗⏸️ For drivers who reject labels, embrace ambiguity, and treat double yellows like philosophical statements:
“I’M NOT PARKED, I’M PAUSED.”

This quietly chaotic vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a surreal excuse and a raised eyebrow. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and metaphysical traffic violations

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of logic that makes traffic wardens hesitate. 😏🚦

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I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold white text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold black text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold blue text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold gold text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold green text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold pink text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold red text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

I’m Not Parked, I’m Paused — sarcastic parking sticker in bold silver text, passive-aggressive roadside humour.

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