Funny Car Sticker – “I’M NOT PARKED, I’M HIBERNATING”

Product Description:

🚗🛌 For drivers who reject urgency, embrace seasonal denial, and treat double yellows like a duvet:
“I’M NOT PARKED, I’M HIBERNATING.”

This surreal vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a confused glance and a philosophical pause. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and vehicles that need a nap

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of logic that makes traffic wardens hesitate and hedgehogs nod in approval. 🦔🚦