Funny Car Sticker – “I’M NOT MID, I’M JUST PARKED IN A COMPLEX ERA”

Product Description:

🚗🌀 For drivers who reject simplicity, embrace chaos, and treat parking like a cultural statement:
“I’M NOT MID, I’M JUST PARKED IN A COMPLEX ERA.”

This gloriously cryptic vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a confused glance and a slow existential nod. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on nuance and delusion

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of logic that makes therapists sigh and TikTok comments spiral. 🫣🚦