Funny Car Sticker – “I BRAKE FOR NOBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU!”

Product Description:

🚗😤 For drivers who reject courtesy, embrace chaos, and treat brake pedals like decorative suggestions:
“I BRAKE FOR NOBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU!”

This unapologetically rude vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a warning disguised as a punchline. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on reckless sarcasm

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of driving that makes tailgaters cry and pedestrians reconsider crossing. 🫣🚦