Funny Car Sticker – “I ATE THE PARKING LINES NO CRUMBS”

Product Description:

🚗🦷 For drivers who devour order, reject geometry, and treat bay lines like a snack:
“I ATE THE PARKING LINES NO CRUMBS.”

This absurd vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a feral smirk and a confused stare. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on unhinged precision

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of parking that makes traffic wardens blink twice and curbs disappear. 🫣🚦