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Funny Car Sticker – “HONK! IF YOU WANT A BLOWJOB!”

Funny Car Sticker – “HONK! IF YOU WANT A BLOWJOB!”

Regular price £1.99 GBP
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🚗📣 For drivers who believe in bold declarations and questionable traffic etiquette:
“HONK! IF YOU WANT A BLOWJOB!”

This unapologetically rude vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a double take and a nervous chuckle. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

  • 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
  • ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
  • 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
  • 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations you weren’t planning to salvage

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of rude humour, surreal banter, and the kind of magnetism that causes roundabout chaos. 😈🚦

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