I Brake for Existential Dread – Premium Holographic Sticker

📝 Product Description

🚗✨ For drivers who pause for panic, reflect at red lights, and treat every commute like a philosophical crisis:
"I BRAKE FOR EXISTENTIAL DREAD."

This pastel-shifting vinyl decal is ideal for all vehicle types—cars, vans, lorries, trucks, motorbikes—and works beautifully on any smooth surface like laptops, water bottles, windows, or toolboxes. Cut from Premium Holographic Vinyl—a high-gloss, reflective material with a shimmering finish that shifts through all surrounding colours. Choose from 10 premium font styles to match your introspective aesthetic.

📏 Sizes:
• Small (150mm wide)
• Medium – 200mm wide
• Large – 250mm wide

🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
✂️ Precision cut—the font style you choose is the design
🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on glitter, dread, and philosophical detours
📦 Dispatched within 24 hours from our UK studio
🧼 To clean: gently wipe with a damp cloth. Avoid abrasive scrubbing to preserve the holographic finish

Important: Please include your chosen font style and size when ordering. If not specified, the default Sleek Speak Font Style in Small (150mm Wide) will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal introspection, dry humour, and the kind of vibe that’s both thoughtful and mildly unhinged. 🧠🚦