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Funny Car Sticker – “IF YOU’RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR”

Funny Car Sticker – “IF YOU’RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR”

Regular price £1.99 GBP
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🚗💅 For tailgaters, thrill-seekers, and anyone who believes traffic should come with a safe word:
“IF YOU’RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR.”

This outrageously cheeky vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a double take and a nervous giggle. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

  • 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
  • ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
  • 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
  • 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations that thrive on chaos

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of rude humour, surreal banter, and the kind of traffic tension that deserves its own playlist. 😈🚦

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