Funny Car Sticker – “I PARKED HERE TO ANNOY EXACTLY ONE PERSON”

Product Description:

🚗🎯 For drivers who park with precision, vengeance, and a flair for psychological warfare:
“I PARKED HERE TO ANNOY EXACTLY ONE PERSON.”

This gloriously petty vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a smirk and a slow clap. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on targeted chaos

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of parking that inspires handwritten notes and whispered curses. 🫣🚦