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Funny Car Sticker – “I PARK LIKE I HATE YOU!”

Funny Car Sticker – “I PARK LIKE I HATE YOU!”

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🚗😡 For drivers who treat parallel parking like a vendetta and bay lines like vague suggestions:
“I PARK LIKE I HATE YOU!”

This aggressively honest vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a warning disguised as a punchline. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on chaos

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of parking that inspires passive-aggressive notes and viral TikToks. 🫣🚦

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I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in white text, dry and unapologetic.

I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in black text, dry and unapologetic.

I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in blue text, dry and unapologetic.

I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in gold text, dry and unapologetic.

I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in green text, dry and unapologetic.

I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in pink text, dry and unapologetic.

I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in red text, dry and unapologetic.

I Park Like I Hate You! — hostile parking sticker in silver text, dry and unapologetic.

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