Funny Car Sticker – “I’M NOT SPEEDING. I’M QUALIFYING!”

Product Description:

🏁🚗 For drivers who treat every roundabout like a chicane and every school zone like a warm-up lap:
“I’M NOT SPEEDING. I’M QUALIFYING!”

This high-octane vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a wink of motorsport delusion. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on cornering aggressively

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of driving that makes pedestrians reconsider their life choices. 🫣🚦