Funny Car Sticker – “I’M NOT SPEEDING, I’M JUST LIVING RENT FREE IN YOUR MIRRORS”

Product Description:

🚗👻 For drivers who haunt rear views, reject speed limits, and treat lane discipline like a psychological experiment:
“I’M NOT SPEEDING, I’M JUST LIVING RENT FREE IN YOUR MIRRORS.”

This surreal vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a passive-aggressive smirk and a hint of dread. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on psychological tailgating

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of driving that makes people check their mirrors twice and question their life choices. 🫣🚦