Funny Car Sticker – “I’M NOT BLOCKING YOU, I’M TEACHING YOU PATIENCE”

Product Description:

🚗🧘 For drivers who believe every delay is a lesson, every queue is a meditation, and every tailgater is a student:
“I’M NOT BLOCKING YOU, I’M TEACHING YOU PATIENCE.”

This smugly serene vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a passive-aggressive mantra. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and spiritual traffic jams

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of driving that turns frustration into enlightenment—eventually. 🫣🚦