Funny Car Sticker – “DRIVEN BY EGO, FUELED BY PROTEIN POWDER”

Product Description:

🚗💪 For drivers who treat every commute like a flex, every roundabout like a rep, and every glance like a challenge:
“DRIVEN BY EGO, FUELED BY PROTEIN POWDER.”

This absurdly confident vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a confused stare and a slow protein shake. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on creatine and chaos

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of logic that makes gym bros nod solemnly and philosophers weep. 🫣🚦