Funny Car Sticker – “CONGRATS ON BEING FIRST TO THE RED LIGHT”

Product Description:

🚗🏆 For drivers who race to stop, celebrate premature victory, and treat traffic lights like podiums:
“CONGRATS ON BEING FIRST TO THE RED LIGHT.”

This sarcastic vinyl decal is ideal for cars, vans, laptops, or any surface that deserves a slow clap and a passive-aggressive smirk. Available in 8 colours and 5 sizes.

• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK using premium sign vinyl (5–7 year durability)
• ✂️ Precision cut from premium vinyl—the colour you choose is the design
• 🛠️ Applies using transfer tape (included) for clean, bubble-free results
• 🎨 Safe for paintwork, windows, laptops, and reputations built on ironic speed

⚠️ Important: Please include your chosen colour and size when ordering. If not specified, the default colour White will be sent.

Ideal for fans of surreal humour, dry banter, and the kind of logic that makes tailgaters question their life choices. 🫣🚦